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a-greek-goddess:

remember that girl you called fat?

she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.

imagine that

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eggsus:

officialpollen:

celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • nicki minaj
  • ke$ha
  • miley cyrus
  • lorde
  • lindsay lohan
  • taylor swift

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber

notice how the first list is all women leading the industry. notice how the second list is two teenage boys who think they run shit but they’re hurting people.

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larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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  • #ghost #devin sola #motionless in white #miw #selfie
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BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

phyxiated:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

doncella-anemona:

Name: 
Gender and Pronouns:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

PLEASE

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justablueumbrella:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

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Summary of Romeo and Juliet

  • romeo:im so sad
  • romeo:ill never be happy
  • romeo:a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
  • romeo:WHO DAT
  • romeo:SHE GOT DA BOOTY
  • romeo:imma dance with her
  • romeo:*dancin wit teh juliet*
  • juliet:dafuq are you
  • romeo:shh *kiss*
  • juliet::oo
  • *party over*
  • romeo:AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
  • romeo:LADY
  • romeo:HEY LADY
  • juliet:OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
  • romeo:yeah its me hey wanna get married
  • juliet:dont you think its too soon
  • romeo:idk
  • juliet:brb
  • romeo:k
  • juliet:HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
  • romeo:AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
  • *next day*
  • rome and juli:FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
  • friar:idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
  • romeo:yeh
  • friar:ok fine ur married
  • rome and juli:yaaaay
  • *some time later*
  • tybalt:WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
  • mercutio:excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
  • tybalt:shut up mercutio *stab*
  • mercutio:WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
  • romeo:hnnn
  • tybalt:....
  • romeo HNNN
  • tybalt:...
  • romeo:hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
  • tybalt:oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
  • prince:ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
  • romeo:i sorry
  • prince:no ur banished
  • romeo:HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
  • romeo:*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
  • friar:no i have plan just go to mantua ok
  • romeo:k *leaves*
  • juliet:FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
  • friar:NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
  • juliet:ok
  • juliet:*goes home and drinks potion*
  • nurse:hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
  • lady capulet:wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
  • nurse:k
  • juliet:*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
  • romeo's servant:AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
  • romeo's servant:JULIET'S DEAD
  • romeo:WHAT
  • romeo:WHAaaAaaaT
  • romeo:OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
  • romeo:*buys potion*
  • romeo:*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
  • romeo:oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
  • romeo:but im sure she is
  • romeo:*kiss juliet*
  • romeo:*drinks poison*
  • romeo:he ded
  • juliet:*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
  • juliet:IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
  • juliet:HE DED
  • juliet:*grabs sword and stabs herself*
  • oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
  • friar:*comes in cell*
  • friar:uh oh
  • prince:WHAT DIS
  • CAPULET:WHAT DIS
  • LADY CAPULET:WHAT DIS
  • MONTAGUE:WHAT DIS
  • CApULET:*strokes montagues face* brother
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if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while (via agirlnamedally)
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popculturesavvyangel:

charlesoberonn:

teamstarpluskid:

mewchamp:

mewchamp:

"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"

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I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

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